Actress/singer Bette Midler is usually tweeting about President Trump, but with all the spare time she has because of her washed up career, it would seem she’s taken to writing poetry about Mitch McConnell.
Posting the short, racist and sexist filled “work of art” on her Twitter feed, Midler seems proud of this NSFW creation.
Old McConnell has a farm
Where no white man will come to harm
He just wants a home
Where no minorities roam
So no one has a dick bigger than his.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) August 13, 2019
People were quick to point out that McConnell is actually married to Elaine Chao, who is from Taiwan.
"where no minorities roam"…. except for Mitch McConnell's wife? pic.twitter.com/1lbP6u2Lgd
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) August 14, 2019
Others wrote some clever poems of their own.
There once was a lass named Midler,
Her friend Weinstein, a kid diddler.
She hates on the POTUS,
and hopes you won't notice,
that her friends are all going down with her.
— IPOT (@IPOT1776) August 14, 2019
Old Bette Midler was a star
But now she's fallen very far
Now only on Twitter can we see
Her spiral into obscurity
— Robert Bowen (@Bubbavonzipper) August 14, 2019
Your poems continue to let us down
A washed up singer turned modern day clown
Pop another pill, take another swig
And stop worrying if a 77 year old penis is big.
You’re better than this Bette,
It’s not very flattering
Now please get back to your job
of not really mattering.
— ⚔️ Marine 🇺🇸 ONE ⚔️ (@TheReady1775) August 13, 2019